Welcome to America. Get out.

In keeping with tradition, I'll forewarn everyone about the nature of my rants. These are adult oriented topics utilizing adult oriented language. These topics aren't for the faint of heart or the "polite" family to discuss in mixed company. Persons under the mental age of objective reasoning should not read them. There are many things in this world that wind up pissing us off and I'm just the person that's willing to SAY what is pissing me off. So, saddle up, grab your bootstraps and pull on your big boy/girl undies and settle in for a trip through the world I live in.

U.S Foreign Policy. Is it just me, or does the United States need to step back from the world stage for about two decades and spend some time unfucking its own problems for a while? I mean really. The world can kiss my rosy red white and blue ass. When there's a perceptible problem on the horizon, the U.N steps in and ushers forth its helium hand instrument of destruction. A.K.A The United States of America. This inevitably causes the global community to go up in arms and start protesting that the U.S needs to mind its own business with choice phrases such as "no blood for oil" or whatever other stupid shit the French can come off with quickly. (by the way, the gulf war is/was the biggest crock of shit George Bush ever persuaded this country into participating in ... more on that later) But whenever something truly tragic happens and we aren't there within 14 strokes of a dead mans watch, whoa!

"WHERE IS THE U.S?! WAAAH! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT US! COME GIVE US FREE AID AND FOOD AND MEDICAL SUPPLIES!"

You know what. It's about time the world just sucks it up and gets bent. Who comes to our aid when the shit hits the fan? Where was England with their naval carriers when the levies broke free? Where was Japan with their earthquake knowhow when the big one rocked Los Angles? I'll tell you where they were. They were MINDING THEIR OWN FUCKING BUISNESS! (just for clarification. Yes, we did receive monetary aid and volunteers DID come over to help. But not one single country sent their military out en masse to help our dire situations, unlike what seems to be expected of us.) These countries have their issues, I'll grant you that. But are they begging China to buy up their debt so that they can fund a war on foreign soil? *blink*

Immigration. First and foremost let me state that I am an American mutt. I have nearly every nationality from Northern Europe coursing through my veins. I am also 1/8 Cherokee Indian. I get that this country is founded on immigration. I do. We're a diverse melting pot of heritage, ideals and nationalities. I feel that this diversity is what makes our country a model (populace wise) of what the human race will resemble across the globe one day. But lets get something straight. We speak ENGLISH! The predominate spoken language is english. If you are a legal immigrant, you know this because it's pointed out during the naturalization process. That being said, learn the fucking language or get the fuck out. I wouldn't expect to move to Mexico with the intent of making it my home without knowing the language. And I DAMN sure wouldn't expect to get a JOB without at least SOME modicum functioning application of the spanish language. The same goes for Germany, Russia, Japan or even France. You learn the language of the indigenous populace. If you want to speak your native tongue in the privacy of your own home, that's your business. But when I call for customer support and have to select ENGLISH as my language, it kind of gets my blood boiling. What REALLY pisses me off is when, even after selecting english, I get some Rubbermaid jerk off fresh off the boat that barely understands that my last bill was incorrect and I would like to address specific items on this bullshit data plan. Oddly enough, the United States is the only country that makes apologies for people not being able to get a job due to a language barrier. Go over to Germany and see if the phrase "You want fries with that?" gets you anywhere. We bend over backwards, in so many ways, for so many other people that we've lost our own identity as Americans. We're supposed to be "The land of the free and home of the brave" but what we're turning into is "The land of handouts and socialist reform."

And another thing, sadly, this applies to people coming across the Mexican border but it isn't just Mexicans. But how to tell the difference eh? Anyway, QUIT littering the ground with your trash as you come here. There's quite literally an area in the Sonoran Desert just South of Tucson, Arizona that is littered beyond recognition by illegal immigrants. You know that this says to me? "Ah, I'm in America, allow me to begin shitting on all of you. Where are my food stamps?" If they can't at least pick up their own crap when they get here, how do you think they're going to treat any property the occupy or behave in a job that they may be under qualified for? Seriously, I'm not against immigration. I say, the more the merrier. But at least do it legally. There are ways to get your family and yourself immigrated to the United States without trashing our landscape. Oh ... and learn the fucking language.

The forbidden topics - An introduction.

I'm going to put my thoughts regarding the world and all of its idiocy on blast. This is my first blog, as a culmination of my irritations with the world and a lack of paper to put it all on. Hey, I'm environmentally friendly and exceptionally angry. This is going to be somewhat rude to some and somewhat true to others. But one thing is certain. It will strike a chord somewhere with every one of you. They say there are three things you don't talk about in mixed company. Sex, politics and religion. So without further ado, lets get this party started shall we?

Politics. When the hell did our country go to shit? I think it all started back during the Nixon administration. Maybe earlier but I'm not certain so I will speak to what I understand. Watergate. The presidents staff was supposedly spying on it's own people? How freaking paranoid do you have to be? This caused a trickle down effect that culminated into what we know now as The Patriot Act. Our country is so afraid of itself that we're allowing and, sometimes THANKING the government for spying on and infringing upon our Constitutional Rights and liberties. I will use TSA as an example just because it's the most recent whipping post.

TSA, in its infinite wisdom, is treating every single tax paying citizen of the United States of America as a potential terrorist. Are you fucking kidding me? TSA is constantly reacting to YESTERDAY'S threat. By the way, these threats weren't discovered by TSA. They were discovered by the passengers aboard the planes. These threats were discovered AFTERthe would be terrorists went through security screening by TSA. So what does TSA do? They start "virtually" strip searching everyone. The thing about these new measures that really blows my mind is that all too many Americans say "It's in the name of safety". NO IT'S NOT! It's in the name of government control over your civil liberties. I would LOVE to see someone sue TSA for infringing upon their fourth amendment rights. But wait, you can't. You cannot sue the government nor one of its agencies. Since TSA is a department of Homeland Security, we're kinda fucked waiting for THAT to happen. Allow me to summarize, for those of you that aren't aware of what the fourth amendment states.

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, the persons or things to be seized."

Only due to the PATRIOT ACT and those paranoid "Sheep" that call themselves citizens, has this gone unchallenged. It is your RIGHT to NOT be searched without being served a search warrant prior to your flight. But how many people will put up that fight instead of agreeing to the "unwarranted search dictated by policy of the patriot act" in the name of safety, just to get across our own country?

Guess what this means.  It means the terrorists have won.  That, or we have to admit that conspiracy theorist we all used to laugh at were actually right.  

While we're on the topic of Politics I have to ask. Why the FUCK is ANYONE still claiming "party" allegiance in our butt fucked political party system? There is such a TINY difference between "Democrat" and "Republican" that I can't honestly tell the difference when they speak. If it weren't for the handy little "moniker" that the news stations put before a persons name, I'd not know the difference. And if Sarah Palin is elected president, I'm considering leaving. Good day! Helloooooo Canada eh?

Religion. First, some christians really, really, REALLY need to get a fucking grip. "Jesus is the reason for the season" is heard so frequently during the "holiday" season that it makes me wanna choke slam some bible thumping prick through a plate glass window.  Sure, Jesus can be the reason for YOUR season, but not mine! Jesus fucking christ (pun intended) by religious logic, the pagans are the reason for the season. Its the winter solstice. They celebrated that winter was HALF over. It was the middle of a "no harvest" season in which many people would come together to share a "portion" of what they had in order to participate in a feast. The reason for the season is to gather en masse and celebrate.

The CURRENT reason for the season is a commercialism, capitalist, revenue generating THREE MONTHS!. Why are we seeing "Christmas" decorations BEFORE we see decorations for "All Hallows Eve"? Even IF jesus were the reason for the season, I don't think he would approve of our current methods of celebration. Jesus was a humble rabbi. The son of a carpenter, who by the way, liked hookers. Don't believe me? Google it, or read the bible. It's there, in plain text. 

The next time I have to hear someone chastise me for "not believing" in Jesus Christ, I may go into a "mild insanity" moment in which their head gets shoved into the nearest paint shaker and turned on full tilt. They're dead to me, praise the lord, Hallelujah!

There's even more of the "christianity" sect that pisses me off and I'm just going to name a few. Those extremists that believe that science is the devils playground and SWEAR that dinosaurs walked the earth at the same time as humans. These are the Sarah Palins of society and really should be institutionalized the first time they open their man pleaser. They have an argument for every single scientific discovery that disagrees with their brain washed personal religious agenda. Whatever the fuck THAT is.

Catholics. Divorce. Pedophilia. Reproduction. These words, in and of themselves summarize how I feel about THAT cult.

I think the only religion that HASN'T pissed me off is the Jews. They keep to themselves. They make "wanna be" jews prove their moxy before even allowing them to go before a confirmation ceremony. They don't force their beliefs down anyones throat and they can engage you in intelligent "debate" regarding religion without being offended nor chastising your own personal beliefs. Some christians could learn a thing or fifty about their own religion from these humble servants of their lord.

Sex. I saved this for last and for many reasons. But the main reason is because its all stemmed from politics and religion. So much so, that one might think that politics and religion CREATED sex. Your religion states many things regarding sex. Some religions state that homosexuality is "against god" or that "to deny your spouse is to deny god" etc. etc. etc. Many states have "common law" marriage. This is when you have lived with someone as a "roommate" for so long, that the state now sees you as a married couple. Some states refuse to acknowledge "same sex" marriages. (side note, did you know that the state of Texas has outlawed marriage? Yeah, it was a political attempt to make "same sex marriage" illegal but blew up in their face because they worded it incorrectly. I laugh.) So, having suffered through my rants regarding the previous two topics, it should come as no surprise that I have very strong ANTI religious and political feelings regarding sex. 

Sex, by definition is, 

In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while femalegametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism.

An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience.

Now that I've put the definition in front of you, allow me to state that I do not advocate, nor discriminate homosexuality. By the law of nature, maybe human beings are headed towards and asexual existence. I don't know and neither do you. Fuck what your "book" says. 

What it really all boils down to, for me at least, is that as long as two (or maybe more) consenting adults are willing to get "busy" and please each other in a manner aside from complimenting someone on their hair or promoting them at work, then that's their business. Get out of our bedrooms America. It's no one else's business what happens behind closed doors if you're not part of the party.

As for the state and religious aspect of the "sanctimony" of marriage, go fuck yourself. See my comment above. Consent is consent unless drugs or alcohol is involved. Also note, using your sexuality to get ahead in life is part of the game. It's nature. We flirty and tease and hope that it leaves a lasting impression on someone in hopes that it causes them to remember us when we're being put under the microscope. Is it fair? No. But does it happen? Absolutely. Daily, weekly, and hourly.

That's it for now, but I'll be back as the world changes and dictates as much.