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Saturday, January 8, 2011

A New Year without flying cars

I was promised flying cars.

Back To The Future part II promised me flying cars. The year in which Marty McFly went forward in time to was 2015. Considering that we have JUST gotten on board with hybrid and fully electric cars, I don't see it happening in the next five years or so. Then again, with the breakneck speed at which technology has been advancing over the last ten years ... I guess we'll have to see but I have my doubts.


Two Republicans go on a hunting expedition.

I'm not politically aligned with any single party. If you have read any of my previous rants, you know that I tend to choose the lesser of the two evils presented to me and pray that they don't fuck up our country any more than the last dick head did. That being said, I think Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney should go hunting together. Lets face it, who better to get rid of the "Soccer mom from Hell" than a pro? I can see the aftermath now, the Palin family will be apologizing to the Cheney clan on Sarahs behalf after the dust settles and good ol' Dick will just keep on siphoning money from Halliburton.

Seriously, that crazy woman actually thinks that Dinosaurs and Humans existed at the same time. Maybe it's her right wing, bible thumper, brainwashed "christian" upbringing that tells her that science is the devils playground. I try not to be sexist but I think the first time she had a bad conference with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad during her menstrual cycle, it would spark WWIII. Is America ready for a female president? Absolutely. Is America ready for Sarah Palin as president? Gods help me I hope not. 




A Government of The People, For the People, By the People.


While I wish I had come up with this little tirade of my own accord, I must give credit where credit is due. The Observer had this to say regarding the topic, and I think the author covers the topic fairly thoroughly. I do, however, feel that I must say one thing regarding this topic, and it is once again, not my own thought but I agree with it whole heartedly. "... anyone who would impose a state-mandated religion should first spend two years in a nation with a state-mandated religion that is not their own religion." 




That's pretty much all I have for now. What can I say? It's a new year, the air is fresh and the Tank is Clean ... THE TANK IS CLEAN? See you all later after someone has properly pissed in my breakfast cereal of choice.